Beverage Accessories

Stay sharp.

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice. 

Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that.

Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations.

Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen.

American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.

Patent # 8,104,636

DON'T. EVEN.

Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it!

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.  

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks

You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how you’re about to make your bottles feel all the time!

Keep it COLD - Protects drink from hot hands and the sun.

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic’s knit throughout, giving it the ability to stretch and fit literally every beverage! 

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

She's a Grand Ol' Slippy

What’s a SLIPPY? We collect water bottles off the coast before they get to the ocean, turn them into yarn, and then use that yarn to knit the wonderful, reusable SLIPPY.

Stops Bottle SWEAT - NO MORE iced latte’s dripping on your legs or soggying up your cup holder!

Protects YOUR Hands - NO MORE burning your hands on hot coffee or hot mason jars.

Fits EVERY Beverage - elastic is knit in throughout the SLIPPY, giving it the ability to stretch and fit coffee cups, pint glasses, cans, sippy cups, water bottles, wine glasses, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.  

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish SLIPPIES, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent Pending

Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.

If you put this Freaker on the right bottle, get 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends

Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it!

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.  

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.

If you put this Freaker on the right bottle, get 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends

Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it!

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.  

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks

You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how you’re about to make your bottles feel all the time!

Keep it COLD - Protects drink from hot hands and the sun.

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic’s knit throughout, giving it the ability to stretch and fit literally every beverage! 

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

Keep it COLD - Protects drink from hot hands and the sun.

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic’s knit throughout, giving it the ability to stretch and fit literally every beverage! 

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636