Beverage Accessories

Stay sharp.

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice. 

Made in North Carolina: We once had the best Prickly Pear tea in a shop in Durham. Believe that.

Insulates: Not only does this bottle cover protect you from bottle sweat, it keeps the worst a-holes at the bar from starting conversations.

Machine Washable: Toss it in the load with all the lime green, cactus themed towels you have for your Southwestern themed kitchen.

American Jobs: Every time we sell one of these, we handle it with care.

Patent # 8,104,636

Party Like a Flock Star!

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it.   

Made in North Carolina: Where the coolest birds live, hands down.

Insulates: It's not magic. It's science.

Machine Washable: This one will need it because it likes wandering around in the dirt.

American Jobs: Thank you for supporting us!

Keep it COLD - Protects drink from hot hands and the sun.

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic’s knit throughout, giving it the ability to stretch and fit literally every beverage! 

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

DON'T. EVEN.

Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it!

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.  

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

Did it all for the Wookie.

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.

Made in North Carolina: Not a place that is light years away.

Insulates: It will keep your drink cold, even in hyperspace.

Machine Washable: Pop this sucker in a sanitank and it should be good to go.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

S*it Happens.

One Size Fits All: From human baby bottles to farm-sized baby bottles. Have you seen how big those things are?

Made in North Carolina: Where, according to our internal polling, there are between 6,000 and 38,900 llamas that call NC home.

Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it!

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

Keep it COLD - Protects drink from hot hands and the sun.

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic’s knit throughout, giving it the ability to stretch and fit literally every beverage! 

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636

Somewhere between Whiskey River and the road... again.

If you put this Freaker on the right bottle, get 'in the right mindset', and you play your favorite album backwards, Chile will come to life and start singing. #UrbanLegends

Keep it COLD - Protects from your hot hands and the sun, keeping it cool way past the time it should take you to drink it!

Stops Bottle SWEAT- No More condensation soggying up your napkin, making rings and dripping on your legs! 

Fits EVERY Beverage - Elastic is knit in throughout the FREAKER, giving it the ability to stretch and fit beer bottles, water bottles, sports bottles, wine, you name it. FREE returns if it doesn’t fit your beverage of choice.  

Identify YOUR drink - Never get confused again when you get back from the bathroom or sit your drink down for a few minutes.

MADE IN AMERICA - Make a small environmental footprint and support your local community, from start to finish FREAKERS, are made in North Carolina!  

Patent # 8,104,636